lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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