There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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