maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
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