After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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