If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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