covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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