I got chris browned last night
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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