id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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