I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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