everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
your like the ambassador to my penis.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Randomize
