i'm signing you up for texting rehab
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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