Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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