i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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