i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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