I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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