Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
