I wish life had little blips of pornography
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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