Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
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