I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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