Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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