we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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