i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
i've created a new STD.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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