we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
The dick lei will go down in squad history
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
Randomize
