i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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