North Korea, Best Korea!
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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