google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
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