Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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