Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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