I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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