I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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