just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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