he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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