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• (818): View more from California

  i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on

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  and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash

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  GO. BACK. NOW.

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• (631): View more from New York

  our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college

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• (845): View more from New York

  Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"

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• (817): View more from Texas

  He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !

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• (714): View more from California

  You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  just found out that she named her cat after me.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.

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• (516): View more from New York

  My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.

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