I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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