it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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