Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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