you guys were way drunker than both of me
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
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from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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