It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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