we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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