ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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