Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
why do cheetos always look like penises
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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