as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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