she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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