god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
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