it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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