I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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