So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
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