im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
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