I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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