I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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