Don't make out with my wife yet
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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