in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Randomize
