Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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