Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
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